My latest poetry installation: 2 haikus and 2 weird limericks

I didn’t say I was a good poet. I just said I write poetry. Lower your expectations and prepare for some of the best-intentioned-yet-still-bad poetry of your life! 

Haikus: 

Rain 

I wished for the rain 

To quench the land’s burning thirst 

And God heard my prayer. 

Family 

Family, tall oak, 

Stretching, ending, at the sky 

No storm can break you. 

Limericks: 

Disembodied Feet

There once was an old man from Spain 

Who flew into a plain 

His head cracked like an egg 

Yet his feet walked away 

And flew back home in his plane. 

Squeaky Duck 

There once was a squeaky old duck 

Who lived in a little girl’s tub 

But then came a day 

Where he swam down the drain

He died screaming in the muck. 

Like I said, pretty bad. Hoped it at least made you smile!