My Favorite Joke of All Time!

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 Thanks Mom! 



Why do ducks wear underwear? To cover their butt-quacks! 

(My apologies everyone. It’s my mother’s fault.) 



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  1. AnonymousMarch 19, 2023 at 4:08 PM

    This joke really … fits the bill

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  2. AnonymousMarch 19, 2023 at 4:08 PM

    This joke really … makes a splash

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  3. AnonymousMarch 19, 2023 at 4:09 PM

    This joke is a real … feather in your cap

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  4. AnonymousMarch 19, 2023 at 6:30 PM

    Im obsessed

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  5. Cool Christian CrafterMarch 20, 2023 at 8:21 AM

    I know you’re my dad btw

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