Crafting Jokes

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 We all need to laugh, and what better way to bring the giggles than crafting jokes and puns? Hope these make you laugh. 

. What builds dams and knits? A weaver beaver!

. What did the movie director say when it was time for a break? Tape five! 

. What is a cheerleader’s favorite craft? DIY pompoms! 

. What was a crafter doing in a graveyard? He had DIYed. 

. Why did the weaver race out the door? It was twine for school! 

. Why is threading a needle hard? The hole is sew tiny! 

. What bird loves yarn? A crow-chet! 

. A big cat once told me crafting was stupid. He was lion! 

. Bob: Is crafting fun? Me: I gesso.

. What food is the craftiest? Stuffing. 

. Why did the villain run away? His plans were foiled!

. Why did the gambler fall asleep? He was card bored.  

. What is the best part of the beach? The sand craft-sels! 

I apologize for the terrible jokes. But if I don’t laugh I’ll just DIY! That was the last pun, I promise. 

Have a great, laughter filled day y’all! Remember God loves you! 

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