Random weird things

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You’re welcome. And, I apologize. 

1. Hot dog! 

Apparently, some people are going around trying to secretly hide hot dogs on people WITHOUT THEM NOTICING! Imagine finding a raw tube of animal in your pocket! 

Well, now you won’t leave the house for a decade, and I don’t blame you. 

2. A joke 

Why do ducks wear underpants? 

To cover their butt quacks. (Apologize parents. This post is rated PG.) 

3. Periods 

The little period above a j or i is called a tittle. 

4. Bubblegum 

Mc Donald’s invented a bubblegum flavored broccoli. 

5. #

# real name is an octothorp. 

6. Cave dwellers 

Cretinous troglodyte means stupid cave dwellers. How’s that for an insult? 

7. Summer days

The Eiffel Tower grows six inches every summer. 

8.  Dentistry 

A dentist invented cotton candy. 

9. Bodily noises 

Sloths can’t fart (once again, my apologies parents) 

10. English words

It would take you three hours to say the longest English word. It means protein. 

11. Humming 

It is impossible to hum while pinching your nose closed. Yeah, I know you tried it. 

12. Pineapples

They were once called luxury objects, and were displayed on rich people’s mantles, and even some houses were shaped like them. 

13. Cute things 

It is illegal to own only one Guinea pig in Switzerland. You must own at least two! 

14. Me 

Comments

  1. AnonymousMarch 8, 2023 at 1:00 PM

    What?!!!!! SLOTHS CAN’T FART????? My mind is blown.

    ReplyDelete
  2. AnonymousMarch 12, 2023 at 11:57 AM

    Octothorp Sloth was my high school rock band!

    ReplyDelete
  3. AllisonMarch 29, 2023 at 10:39 AM

    Now I'm gonna say cretinous troglodyte all the time

    ReplyDelete

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