Average Life vs Movie Life

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 Movies drive me crazy sometimes, and below here’s why: 


Life: Someone knocks on door and is a UPS delivery person. 

Movies: Someone knocks on door and murders you. 


Life: Constantly going to the bathroom. 

Movies: Never mentions going to the bathroom, unless to get murdered. 


Life: Sounds in basement = mouse 

Movie: Sounds in basement = serial killer 


Life: Man mansplains and woman leaves him 

Movie: Man mansplains and the woman falls in love with him 


Life: People want to murder someone but it’s against the law 

Movie: All’s fair in love and movies 


Life: Wake up with old mascara, bed hair, and drool mouth 

Movie: Wake up a super model 


Life: Woman gives man silent treatment 

Movie: the man is actually dead, and can only be seen by a little boy 


Life: Go on cruise, and have fun

Movie: Go on boat and get eaten by a shark in four different movies 


Life: Go to public school 

Movie: Go to awesome wizard school 


So, tell me in the comments: would you like to live in a movie, or stick with your current life? 

Comments

  1. AnonymousMarch 25, 2023 at 9:59 AM

    Legit hilarious

    ReplyDelete
  2. AnonymousMarch 25, 2023 at 9:59 AM

    I’ll take my regular awesome life any day!!!

    ReplyDelete

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