Hello, world! My dog’s take on life
Hello world! I’m Pookie and here’s my take on different aspects of life.
Chocolate: Tasty. Deadly.
Warm fire: Almost makes up for the lack of hot chocolate.
Food: Bland, boring, and why do these humans keep serving me the same stuff over and over? I’m going insane!
People: I love to curl up on your lap, but when you move me off the pillow all bets are off.
Myself: I’m adorable. Deal.
Bacon: Pigs at their finest.
Chocolate ice cream: Like looking in a mirror.
The outside world: the place I avoid because of its lack of pillows.
Pillows: My only friends.
Thank’s for reading my post, humans! Now, does anyone have some dead pig on hand? I’m feeling rather peckish.
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